bettydays:

I have a story.

So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake. 

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When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”

And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”

He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.

All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”

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thatisludicrous:

castiels-celestiel-dick:

vinegod:

Some people say I look like this guy by MrLegenDarius

jfc

OH MY GOD YES

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Assassin’s Creed III + TV Tropes

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disorder:

why do some couples make their statuses as ‘single’ after every fight? I don’t put ‘orphan’ after every argument with my mum

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tyrongtyger:

awwww-cute:

Lost a $10 bill last night and couldn’t find I for the life of me. Until little Ava came out of hiding, that is

Khajiit has quick fingers.

tyrongtyger:

awwww-cute:

Lost a $10 bill last night and couldn’t find I for the life of me. Until little Ava came out of hiding, that is

Khajiit has quick fingers.

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asker

Anonymous asked: THE MIGHTY THOR, SON OF ASGARD, WOULD LIKE TO ASK THE SOLDIER OF THUNDER TO DANCE.

sakura-rose12:

question-the-senshi:

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he’s so handsome…. quite a shock that he’d ask me

I… I would love to dance.

I love that to write as Thor, all you have to do is put it in capitals and you can picture it perfectly.

twerkinf0rjesus:

I want this on my gravestone

twerkinf0rjesus:

I want this on my gravestone

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awmailk:

Justin Bieber’s lawyer probably

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